Have you been POPED yet ? 
Could not help blogging this... am doing this on the sly... he he !!
Lunch Time at the office cafeteria ...
Me: ( as usual taking out my lunch box with what I consider healthy food and what looks very
boring to some) ...
munch munch....
A: Hi !!
Me : Hi!!
B : Guess what Pallavi, I got a lunch box from a colleague since he is eating out..
Me: yo .. cool !! lets see if there is anything interesting

( we all look into it)
A: Oh its Ugani... ( with a knowledgable nod )
Me: munch munch .... liking the Food ... ok do you know how to make it ( just in case I can make it .. oh what they heck.. it was going to be good timepass)
B: yeah its tasty
munch munch
A: Now you got to do this this this... and that that that... Then you got to go and get some
PAPPU... and ...
Me:
PAPPU ???

( Now what was that ?

I am pretty decent when it comes to cooking terms and well I could not fathom what
PAPPU was.... I needed to be educated.. suddenly it struck me ... )
Me again after 2 minutes

of incomprehensibility : Ah
Parruppu !! (thats what my Tamil friend taught me .)
A: No no
PAPPU.
Me : ( Slowly... not wanting to stop her flow..) ok go on...
A ( enthusiastically) : yes so you put
PAPPU ($%@#)

, Curry leaves, this powder, that powder and then
POPE it....
Me: GAWK

( this was too much ...with an open mouth )
PAPPU and
POPE it !!!
The first thing that came to my mind was... how did she manage to insult the
POPE...

A: (and she went on ) so you know you
POPE it and then ... after
POPEING it you .. blah blah
blah...
B : ( who was silent till now with a bemused expression on her face... ) What is
POPE ?
Me: ( thought in my head : definitely not the heavenly
POPE 
)
A: frantically waving her hand this way and that ...
POPE na...
POPE it...
Me: ( got the idea ...
EUREKA) ah you are talking of
Tadka, I got the idea...
B and Me: Rolling in a fit of womanly giggles.... tee hee tee hee tee hee ...

you see my wierd sense of humor got tickled..
Me: Ok so you
POPE the
PAPPU and get this thing done.... great !!!

By now all of us are laughing ( thank god
A gets the joke and joins us) .. except for
C who is a silent spectator and well she looks at us pretty strangely and well... we did not bother to explain.....

I am totally
POPED now ..............
PS: This piece is not written with the intention of offending any languages... My apologies if any offense is taken.